2000 EAC Events Calendar

These are the official events and holidays for 2000, from the Recreation Subcommittee of the EAC Entertainment And Festival Section. Please add them to your organisers and desk-calendars. You don't want to miss out on any of the fun-packed holidays in the last year of the Millennium.
January 18
National Baby-Eating Day
January 28-30
Festival Of Sinister Evil
Feb 1-2
Midnight Dance At The Cemetery (families welcome)
February 15
Church Mischief Night
April 1
Pretend Repentance Day
June 8
Day Of Remembrance For Lions Who Choked On Bits Of Christians
July 1-2
Feast Of The Lost Missionaries
September 10
Bible Study-And-Laugh Day
October 27
Public Street Preacher Baiting Festival
November 8
Global Scientific Conspiracy Day
December 1
Feast Of Unspeakable Horror (bring someone else's kids)
December 25
Food, Beer And Family Day

Please note : This year's Charity Orphanage Bar-B-Q has been canceled, due to the unfortunate misunderstanding last year that caused so much trouble.

© Adrian Barnett 1999

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