• Men - During your Rapturous ascent to Heaven, remember not to look up the skirt of any pretty girls above you.
• Do not ask the Angelic Choir if they know any Black Sabbath.
• Keep your cloud tidy. Baby Jesus likes nothing less than seeing a cloud littered with empty soda cans (no beer, remember?).
• Keep your harp in tune at all times. Can you imagine the racket made by sixty billion off-key instruments?
• Pointing and laughing at the sinners in Hell below is extremely bad manners, no matter how much they deserve it.
• Hanging around the Pearly Gates to see the look on the faces of atheists, Hindus, Muslims etc. is frowned upon in polite circles. This folly can only be compounded if you also wear an "I told you so!" T-Shirt.
• Replying to prayers in a loud, booming voice is the height of vulgarity.
• If your murderer was Born Again whilst in jail, at least pretend to be polite if you should bump into him/her.
• You should refrain from wearing your crucifix necklace - certain Important people have unpleasant memories about those things...
• Use your Angelic Visitation Rights wisely, and not for such things as haunting castles, spooking people you didn't like, or "haunting" changing-rooms.
• No, God will not tell you the Ultimate Answer now, so don't pester Him about it.
• Also, Adam and Eve are requesting that people stop asking them about "the apple incident".
• There is still no excuse for eating with your elbows on the table.
• Don't even try to "know" someone (in the Biblical sense).
• You may have been able to belch the alphabet on Earth, but nobody wants to hear it up here, thank you.
• No pets.
• No cameras.

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