As any fule kno, to "bear false witness" is considered a big bad naughty by many (see Proverbs 19:5). Unfortunately, many people also seem to believe that the ends justify the means, and so find it perfectly acceptable to pass on false stories as if they were true (or might as well be true), as long it brings more souls to Jesus. And so it is with a heavy heart that I present some of the lies and propaganda that weave and wend their way around the web under the pretense of being true stories of salvation and the evilness of the non-salvated, such as myself.
In the unlikely event of anyone actually being able to corroborate these apocryphal anecdotes, urban legends, and bare-faced lies, please do let me know. If you get anything similar in your email, send it in to me and I'll add it to this collection of pious horror stories, persecution myths and smug self-congratulatory tales.
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