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For the very first time on the internet, the Wasteland's Amazing God-O-Meter is now
available on-line.
What is it?
This fully operational, interactive, Java-based application interacts with your
computer to detect the presence of any of the following spirit-based entities :
- Blessed Virgin Mary
- Your personal deity
- The Horned God
- Ganesha
- Krishna
- Yahweh
- Koresh
- Jesus
- Allah
- Odin
- Jah
- IPU
- Elvis (note : God-O-Meter may be quickly reconfigured as Elvis-Detector)
How it works
Operation is simple. As long as the God-O-Meter is on your screen, it constantly
scans the ectoplasmic spectrum for karmic fluctuations. Using fuzzy logic, the
profile is matched against the Wasteland database of over 14,000 registered deities,
spirits, gods, goddesses, angels, demons, and imaginary friends (including mutually
exclusive and/or self-contradictory entities).
The stronger the signal, the further the Mystic Pointer will move from 0 (no god present)
to 1 (divine intervention imminent). This allows the user to determine how closely their
god is to them and how much attention the god is likely to pay to any prayers, incantations,
sacrifices or wishful thinking.
Suggested Uses
Many satisfied customers have written in telling us how they found the God-O-Meter handy
- Determining validity of "warm, fuzzy feeling"
- Determine most effective time to pray
- Grab camera in case of sudden manifestation, call tabloids.
- Breaks the ice at parties!
- Decide between miracle or luck/co-incidence
- Demonstration to heathen friends
- Tracking passing gods - fun for the kids!
and plenty of other practical uses in the home and office.
Don't Delay - Measure your god today!
© Adrian Barnett 1997
Printable version of the God-o-meter
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