The Amazing God-O-Meter
This fully operational device interacts with local computers
to detect the presence of any of the following spirit-based entities :
Blessed Virgin Mary, Your personal deity, The Horned God, Ganesha, Krishna,
Yahweh, Koresh, Jesus, Allah, Odin, Jah, IPU and Elvis.
How it works
Operation is simple. The God-O-Meter constantly scans the ectoplasmic
spectrum for karmic fluctuations. Using fuzzy logic, the profile is matched against
the Wasteland database of over 14,000 registered deities, spirits, gods, goddesses,
angels, demons, and imaginary friends (including mutually exclusive and/or self-contradictory
entities).
The stronger the signal, the further the Mystic Pointer will move from 0 (no god
present) to 1 (divine intervention imminent). This allows the user to determine
how closely their god is to them and how much attention the god is likely to pay
to any prayers, incantations, sacrifices or wishful thinking.
Suggested Uses
Many satisfied customers have written in telling us how they found
the God-O-Meter handy
- Determining validity of "warm, fuzzy feeling"
- Determine most effective time to pray
- Grab camera in case of sudden manifestation, call tabloids.
- Breaks the ice at parties!
- Decide between miracle or luck/co-incidence
- Demonstration to heathen friends
- Tracking passing gods - fun for the kids!
and plenty of other practical uses in the home and office.
Don't Delay - Measure your god today!