And there were gathered together in that place 5,000 disciples, but they had no food. And they said unto Zorb: "Show us how we may eat, for there is no food in this place."
And Zorb ate.
And the remaining 4,999 people said "Er... that's not QUITE what we meant!"
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And the disciples brought unto Zorb a man who was sick of the palsy. And they left the man with Zorb; and when they returned, Zorb did say unto them: "Delicious. What's for dessert?"
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Zorb the Sacred Crocodile